Monday Joke

George Bush and Tony Blair is in a bar talking. A guest comes over and ask what they are talking about.

"We are planning the third world war", Bush answers.

"Oh no", says the guest. "And how is your plan?"

"We are thinking about killing 14 millions muslims and one IT-adviser", says Bush.

The guest stands chocked with a wide open mouth.

"An...IT-adviser?" he says. "Why? Why on earth will you kill an IT-adviser?"

Then George Bush turns toTony Blair and says, "What did I tell you? No one will ask about the muslims."