Odysseus123 Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 "They asked me how I knew my posting count was true? I of course reply when enthusiasm dies Dots get in your eyes.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted July 25, 2019 Author Share Posted July 25, 2019 I would like one of you to nominate me for POTY this year. I've had enough of commentating. I want to get into the thick of it this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 29 minutes ago, geronimo said: 3 dots? The rules have changed .... I'm speechless!!!! That'll be the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted July 25, 2019 Author Share Posted July 25, 2019 Just now, bluesofa said: That'll be the day. The last time I was lost for words was in the 2016 POTY, when someone kidnapped Nancy's cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 9 minutes ago, geronimo said: and we should have a dot committee ...... You mean the dot com. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 10 minutes ago, geronimo said: I would nominate Colin as the dot minister. The highlight of his month is reading his water bill ..... If someone tried to avoid their water bill, would they then become a duck bill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 9 minutes ago, geronimo said: I would like one of you to nominate me for POTY this year. I've had enough of commentating. I want to get into the thick of it this year. There's that many posts on this topic you could say the plot thickens. Or as Mrs Malaprop would say, "The thick plottens." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted July 25, 2019 Author Share Posted July 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, bluesofa said: You mean the dot com. I like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phetpeter Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Like a fireman climbing a ladder, when you get to the top there is only one way to go. With 4 dots, I have time and choice! and I can be wrong or right. Oh dear like a fireman at the top, easy to get burn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert got kinky Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 28 minutes ago, geronimo said: I would like one of you to nominate me for POTY this year. I've had enough of commentating. I want to get into the thick of it this year. I would nominate you for the POTY but I have already nominated you for POTUS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted July 25, 2019 Author Share Posted July 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, phetpeter said: Like a fireman climbing a ladder, when you get to the top there is only one way to go. With 4 dots, I have time and choice! and I can be wrong or right. Oh dear like a fireman at the top, easy to get burn! you are almost on the bottom rung dear sir, but have faith, those dots will accumulate in the fullness of time PS No one takes you seriously until you have 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted July 25, 2019 Author Share Posted July 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Bert got kinky said: I would nominate you for the POTY but I have already nominated you for POTUS. Poster Of The Utter <deleted>? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert got kinky Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Is there any correlation between the amount of dots a man has and his appendage size? I suddenly feel the urge to rush out and buy a Ferrari Testosterone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert got kinky Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 1 minute ago, geronimo said: Poster Of The Utter <deleted>? The president of course, your avatar has the same haircut, albeit with a different colour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted July 25, 2019 Author Share Posted July 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Bert got kinky said: Is there any correlation between the amount of dots a man has and his appendage size? I suddenly feel the urge to rush out and buy a Ferrari Testosterone If that were the case, Trans would be off the scale .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted July 25, 2019 Author Share Posted July 25, 2019 Time for a poem DOTS They rule our lives These little spots Yet most are unaware Of the row of black dots We post on the forum Saying what we feel Without ever realizing The dots are the deal Call it ranking A kind of status It’s hard to believe How they rate us You might have one Or possibly eight Which is handy Cos you don’t have to wait Dots are important There’s no doubt about that 7-11 accepts them If you’re wearing a hat There is some confusion Who has the most That would depend on how many times you post Newbies get one That goes without saying But until you have four You’re not really playing We tip our hats To the 8 dotters Yet deep down inside We think they are rotters Seniority rules That much is clear At social gatherings 4 dotters pay for the beer You can’t take them with you The black dots I mean If you tried to do that There would be a scene So, like it or lump it Our lives are ruled By those little black dots They have got you fooled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 27 minutes ago, geronimo said: 34 minutes ago, bluesofa said: You mean the dot com. I like it But not enough to give me a like - it's just lip service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinneil Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Geronimo maybe you will not be voted P.O.T.Y. but you should certainly win the award for starting the biggest load of bs thread of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted July 25, 2019 Author Share Posted July 25, 2019 Just now, colinneil said: Geronimo maybe you will not be voted P.O.T.Y. but you should certainly win the award for starting the biggest load of bs thread of the year. something to put on the mantle piece I suppose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted July 25, 2019 Author Share Posted July 25, 2019 1 minute ago, colinneil said: Geronimo maybe you will not be voted P.O.T.Y. but you should certainly win the award for starting the biggest load of bs thread of the year. Actually, there are many TV members who now know what they actually mean, thanks to this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 17 minutes ago, Bert got kinky said: I would nominate you for the POTY but I have already nominated you for POTUS. Surely he won't win unless he has red hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted July 25, 2019 Author Share Posted July 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, colinneil said: Geronimo maybe you will not be voted P.O.T.Y. but you should certainly win the award for starting the biggest load of bs thread of the year. which happens to be right up there on the most popular threads chart ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Deleted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted July 25, 2019 Author Share Posted July 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Andrew Dwyer said: Deleted careful, you'll lose a dot ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffbezoz Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 1 minute ago, geronimo said: Actually, there are many TV members who now know what they actually mean, thanks to this thread Quite right and it is good to learn something new everyday. Now the next mystery to be solved is how to stop the forum page being taken over by adverts as they seem to be getting bigger and bigger, month on month. When you become a dot master with nine can you get them removed ? or perhaps instigate a separate TV forum for ads only, you know just like a separate shopping channel ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted July 25, 2019 Author Share Posted July 25, 2019 Just now, geoffbezoz said: Quite right and it is good to learn something new everyday. Now the next mystery to be solved is how to stop the forum page being taken over by adverts as they seem to be getting bigger and bigger, month on month. When you become a dot master with nine can you get them removed ? or perhaps instigate a separate TV forum for ads only, you know just like a separate shopping channel ? That's how they pay for this platform. Don't knock it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 9 minutes ago, geronimo said: 10 minutes ago, colinneil said: Geronimo maybe you will not be voted P.O.T.Y. but you should certainly win the award for starting the biggest load of bs thread of the year. something to put on the mantle piece I suppose Have you had it reinforced? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 12 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said: Deleted Yes, and you've done it so well for the past three years. (well we know what we're on about) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DepDavid Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 HmmmSent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Yes, and you've done it so well for the past three years. (well we know what we're on about)How did you read that ? ( email ? ) , I edited it as soon as it appeared as it was indeed utter ( you know what !! ) .Plus the fact that the mild expletive ( cunningly disguised [emoji51]) was deleted !!Can’t write anything nowadays !!You used to be able to get away with , , , and !! [emoji51] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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