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1 minute ago, gunderhill said:

I am back and its  bloody freezing  cold, could see my breath yesterday  morning at 8 am. Return in October to land of Insanity.

I feel for you! Be safe out there!

Posted
1 minute ago, gunderhill said:

When Im back obviously........can you send me a food  parcel? or should I start a  go fund me?

As long as you have enough for the flight, the rest will take care of itself .....

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1 minute ago, gunderhill said:

Funny story but I used  Turkish Airlines coming out last week, Business  Class and the twits forgot to serve me a breakfast then kept removing my drinks  that were 3/4  full , 3  bloody  times, I had to tell them in the end, when its empty you take it.

Food  in their  new Lounges and the  lounge itself at Istanbul is  very nice though, just onboard  staff were <deleted>.

English summers..............much  like English winters and maybe  a  few  degrees  warmer,  dull  cloudy and the  biggest reason I left the UK, when I can finally  kill  off my 92 year old Mother my annual trips  will cease, this time I'm going to hacksaw through the brake pipes on her car....yes she  still drives!

She'll probably outlive you!

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8 minutes ago, gunderhill said:

Funny story but I used  Turkish Airlines coming out last week, Business  Class and the twits forgot to serve me a breakfast then kept removing my drinks  that were 3/4  full , 3  bloody  times, I had to tell them in the end, when its empty you take it.

Food  in their  new Lounges and the  lounge itself at Istanbul is  very nice though, just onboard  staff were <deleted>.

English summers..............much  like English winters and maybe  a  few  degrees  warmer,  dull  cloudy and the  biggest reason I left the UK, when I can finally  kill  off my 92 year old Mother my annual trips  will cease, this time I'm going to hacksaw through the brake pipes on her car....yes she  still drives!

If you fly business class, it is you who should be sending me food parcels .....

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2 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Mine is 88 and lives in Northampton. Been issued with several speeding tickets on her mobility scooter, and the local police have cautioned her about harrassing the teenagers. She keeps sending me invites to play online GTA, and I'm beginning to think these kind of games are influencing her life choices.

Electroconvulsive therapy calmed mine  down...........250000 volts, shes a lot quieter than she used to be  but has suffered some hair loss as a  result.

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1 minute ago, geronimo said:

If you fly business class, it is you who should be sending me food parcels .....

Youre  welcome to sit  on the same  plane and i can have some sent back to you

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1 minute ago, gunderhill said:

Electroconvulsive therapy calmed mine  down...........250000 volts, shes a lot quieter than she used to be  but has suffered some hair loss as a  result.

Double the dose of xanax, worked for us and a lot less invasive ....

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