Breast Awareness

[AltumAngel]

Breast Awareness

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women`s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, see them and they make you cry." This infurated the wife and daughter so the daughter said."Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man`s twenties, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!"

[Crow Boy]

Breast Awareness

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women`s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, see them and they make you cry." This infurated the wife and daughter so the daughter said."Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man`s twenties, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!"

Wow this has to be a record - Altum Angel has only done two posts and the second one is a copy of a joke already posted on this forum

onions and christmas trees

[oldoldgit!!]

Wow! top marks for observation Boy crower, first time I have seen it, thought it ok!

[Crow Boy]

Wow! top marks for observation Boy crower, first time I have seen it, thought it ok!

Hey - we takes our jokes seriouslike round 'ere

I thought we had another jamesyboi doing the recycling gambit - I swear to god I have seen him post the same joke three or more times within the last three months

That aside - it is a good joke and probably deserves to be served up again

[oldoldgit!!]

Crow Boy, Just kidding and sticking up for a newcomer.