Church

A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were

sitting in their pews talking.

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling

each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate.

When most people had exited the church, all that was left was an old man

calmly sitting in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the

fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

Satan walked up to the old man and said "Don't you know who I am?"

"Yep, sure do," was the old man's response.

"Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Nope, sure ain't."

"Don't you realise I can kill you with a single word?" Satan asked.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," the old man said.

"Do you know I can cause you profound, horrifying, physical agony for

all eternity?"

"Yes," was the calm reply.

"And you are still not afraid?"

"Nope."

More than a little perturbed, Satan looked at the old man and asked

"Well why aren't you afraid of me?"

The old man looked up at Satan and calmly responded, "Been married to

your sister for 60 years."