The Thai Visa Joke Convention

[Crow Boy]

The Thai Visa.com joke forum had been such a success that it was suggested that everyone would get together and make a party of it - well any excuse for a pissup ahem party will do. All the posters from the forum were invited and it was great to put avatars to faces.

Over in the corner was Bronco who had come over from Oz specially for the event, he was having a chat with Little Black Duck who had come up from Phuket. Looking around the room you could see Peter991 talking with brahmburgers and Jamesyboi was having a deep philosophical discussion wth Jai Dee.

Suddenly in came Libya115 from Pattaya - he was excited to see everyone and had been on a research tour to find more of his "this will knock your socks of jokes". Seeing Suegha and Lamphun he trotted over to join them. After quickly ordering a drink he started to tell them the one about the two muffins in the oven (you know the one - two muffins are in the oven, and one says, wow it's hot in here, and the other one says "amazing - a talking muffin") It was one of his better ones but just as he started Lamphun kindly put an arm around his shoulders (throat) and said "Libby - ever since jamesyboi over there sent up three versions of the same joke in batches of 300 per day every joke that has ever been told has been loaded up onto the TV server, so we don't tell jokes anymore".

Libya115 was devastated "but jokes are my life" he said which explains a lot about his life. He looked like he was about to break down in tears when Suegha kindly said "we still tell jokes but we do it differently now, because everyone knows them all". Libya115 said "how?" "watch and learn" said Suegha "hey Dan Sai Kid - give us a joke" Dan Sai turned around and said "73" Well everyone fell about laughing because it was the old but hilarious one about the nun, the koala, and a cactus. Wiping the tears of laughter Suegha explained "everyone knows the jokes so we just call out the posting number".

Well Libya115 was stunned, he thought back to some of the old posts he had made and thought of a corker. Standing up he called out "215" Well the room was silent, everyone turned back to their drinks and continued their conversations.

Poor Libbya115 was devastated because it was definitely one on his best - looking for help form Suegha he said "what was wrong - the joke was great" Suegha shook his head and said "it not just the joke - it's how you tell it that's important"

:whistling:Cheers

[TopChinese]

Awww... poor Libbie... miss him long time.

[Crow Boy]

Awww... poor Libbie... miss him long time.

Yeah - poor guy, I think he finally took the criticism to heart and faded away from the forum. His jokes were really bad but he tried very hard.

[suegha]

The Thai Visa.com joke forum had been such a success that it was suggested that everyone would get together and make a party of it - well any excuse for a pissup ahem party will do. All the posters from the forum were invited and it was great to put avatars to faces.

Over in the corner was Bronco who had come over from Oz specially for the event, he was having a chat with Little Black Duck who had come up from Phuket. Looking around the room you could see Peter991 talking with brahmburgers and Jamesyboi was having a deep philosophical discussion wth Jai Dee.

Suddenly in came Libya115 from Pattaya - he was excited to see everyone and had been on a research tour to find more of his "this will knock your socks of jokes". Seeing Suegha and Lamphun he trotted over to join them. After quickly ordering a drink he started to tell them the one about the two muffins in the oven (you know the one - two muffins are in the oven, and one says, wow it's hot in here, and the other one says "amazing - a talking muffin") It was one of his better ones but just as he started Lamphun kindly put an arm around his shoulders (throat) and said "Libby - ever since jamesyboi over there sent up three versions of the same joke in batches of 300 per day every joke that has ever been told has been loaded up onto the TV server, so we don't tell jokes anymore".

Libya115 was devastated "but jokes are my life" he said which explains a lot about his life. He looked like he was about to break down in tears when Suegha kindly said "we still tell jokes but we do it differently now, because everyone knows them all". Libya115 said "how?" "watch and learn" said Suegha "hey Dan Sai Kid - give us a joke" Dan Sai turned around and said "73" Well everyone fell about laughing because it was the old but hilarious one about the nun, the koala, and a cactus. Wiping the tears of laughter Suegha explained "everyone knows the jokes so we just call out the posting number".

Well Libya115 was stunned, he thought back to some of the old posts he had made and thought of a corker. Standing up he called out "215" Well the room was silent, everyone turned back to their drinks and continued their conversations.

Poor Libbya115 was devastated because it was definitely one on his best - looking for help form Suegha he said "what was wrong - the joke was great" Suegha shook his head and said "it not just the joke - it's how you tell it that's important"

:whistling:Cheers

This is actually very clever - although, ironically, I have heard it before!!!

[Crow Boy]

The Thai Visa.com joke forum had been such a success that it was suggested that everyone would get together and make a party of it - well any excuse for a pissup ahem party will do. All the posters from the forum were invited and it was great to put avatars to faces.

Over in the corner was Bronco who had come over from Oz specially for the event, he was having a chat with Little Black Duck who had come up from Phuket. Looking around the room you could see Peter991 talking with brahmburgers and Jamesyboi was having a deep philosophical discussion wth Jai Dee.

Suddenly in came Libya115 from Pattaya - he was excited to see everyone and had been on a research tour to find more of his "this will knock your socks of jokes". Seeing Suegha and Lamphun he trotted over to join them. After quickly ordering a drink he started to tell them the one about the two muffins in the oven (you know the one - two muffins are in the oven, and one says, wow it's hot in here, and the other one says "amazing - a talking muffin") It was one of his better ones but just as he started Lamphun kindly put an arm around his shoulders (throat) and said "Libby - ever since jamesyboi over there sent up three versions of the same joke in batches of 300 per day every joke that has ever been told has been loaded up onto the TV server, so we don't tell jokes anymore".

Libya115 was devastated "but jokes are my life" he said which explains a lot about his life. He looked like he was about to break down in tears when Suegha kindly said "we still tell jokes but we do it differently now, because everyone knows them all". Libya115 said "how?" "watch and learn" said Suegha "hey Dan Sai Kid - give us a joke" Dan Sai turned around and said "73" Well everyone fell about laughing because it was the old but hilarious one about the nun, the koala, and a cactus. Wiping the tears of laughter Suegha explained "everyone knows the jokes so we just call out the posting number".

Well Libya115 was stunned, he thought back to some of the old posts he had made and thought of a corker. Standing up he called out "215" Well the room was silent, everyone turned back to their drinks and continued their conversations.

Poor Libbya115 was devastated because it was definitely one on his best - looking for help form Suegha he said "what was wrong - the joke was great" Suegha shook his head and said "it not just the joke - it's how you tell it that's important"

:whistling:Cheers

This is actually very clever - although, ironically, I have heard it before!!!

This like almost all jokes is a retelling of an older version. I first heard it as a monastry on an isolated island that had exhausted all conversations. I just substituted some of the characters from TV joke forum and redid the story line - keeping the punchline the same.

I like jokes but for me they have to have a story - I get bored with the same old one liners that get banged up every second post. One of my favourite comedians is Robin Williams. I saw him in New York and it was so funny I got a ticket for the next night - the show was completely different. I went back and saw him a third time with a friend who wasn't a fan of Williams and the show was different this time too. My friend saw him in a different way and realised Williams is a very talented comedian. He has the ability to work around an audience and change the show to keep himself and those watching involved. IMHO he is much better than many of his contempories who hone a single show and then rerun it time after time.

Glad you liked it

[Pink Mist]

libby is still posting, his posts are serious and accurate accounts about events in Pattaya.