Police: "You have got into a bit of a boxing with another guy in the bar tonight. That's not good behavior. The other guy is a tourists. He's just here for a 2 week holiday. You live here." Expat: "But it was his fault." Police: "I think it was your fault, but no worry, for 10,000 baht, I say it was his fault and you can stay Thailand, no deportation. i forget, you forget, he forget" Expat: 'Really?" Police: "Yes, really. Or, you deported out Thailand. Pay me." Expats: Ok.
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