A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.

His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole.

I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.

As soon as I finished milkin'' him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt. As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.

His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with HIS left foot so I tied up his left to a pole.

I began to fill up the bucket again and HIS kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.

As soon as I finished milkin'' HIM again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt. As I was tying up HIS tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!

Hey Jamesboi - if the farmer was trying to do this and the cow kicked the bucket with HIS the that isn't a cow the farmer is milking and if the farmer was trying to fill two buckets would explain why the animal (a BULL or STEER depending on whether it had a flow through ventilation undercarrage arrangement or not would justifiably be fairly upset.

However inspite of these oversights I think it is a good joke - keep it up

Oh farming test - walk up behind and with you hand stretched out infront of you:

1) two fingers go in - its a female

2) one finger go in - it a male

3) whole fist go in - its from NZ

Gay farmer? Katoey cow?

Peter