2 Jokes

[Jamesyboi]

The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed, rather exotic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the mand can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up, B****."

Who's in charge

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

I should be in charge, "said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".

I should be in charge" said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away."

I should be in charge, " said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."

I should be in charge" said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

I should be in charge" said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."

I should be in charge, "said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery and the blood was toxic.

They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

The ###### is usually in charge.

[skippybangkok]

all recycled from your last month jokes

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?ac...ould+be+the+bos

[IvanLaw]

all recycled from your last month jokes

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?ac...ould+be+the+bos

O MY

Look out Jamesyboy, the self-proclaimed joke moderator on your case,

Sad really, trolling month old posts just to verify and vilify

I presume skimpy will not be paying you this month?

Personally I enjoy

Keep up the posts,

Regards