Dragon Slayer

[Jamesyboi]

Nick, the Dragon Slayer was in awe of the Queen's magnificent breasts

and often tried to devise plans to sate his desire.

Nick, knew that the penalty for his desire would be death, should he try

to touch them.

One day, Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, the

Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.

Horatio, the Physician, exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick, the

Dragon Slayer, to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold

coins to arrange it.

Without pause, Nick, the Dragon Slayer, readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio, the Physician, made a batch of itching powder and

poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon

after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon b eing

summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio, the

Physician, informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if

applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had

shown that only the saliva of Nick, the Dragon Slayer, would work as the

antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick, the Dragon Slayer.

Horatio, the Physician, then slipped Nick, the Dragon Slayer, the

antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth,

and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's

voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick, the Dragon

Slayer, left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick, the Dragon Slayer, found Horatio,

the Physician, demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.

With his obsession now satisfied, Nick, the Dragon Slayer, couldn't have

cared less and, knowing that Horatio, the Physician, could never report

this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio, the Physician, slipped a massive dose of the same

itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned

Nick, the Dragon Slayer.

The moral of the story :

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