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A bloke's wife goes missing while holidaying on the West Australian coast

while they were diving, he spends a terrible night wondering what could have

happened to her.

Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple

of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.

The Sarge says..."Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some

really bad news, but,some good news, and maybe some more good news".

"Well," says the bloke..."I guess I'd better have the bad news first?"

The Sarge says..."I'm really sorry pal, but your wife is dead, young Bill

here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef,he

got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.

"The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit of

a turn, but after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what

the good news is.

The Sarge says..."Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few

really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so we've

brought you your share." He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a couple of

nice crays and four or five crabs in it.

"Geez thanks...They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all

that...... So what's the other possible good news?

"Well", the Sarge says..."if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill

here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and

pull her up again...

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