The Born Loser

[Neddy]

A guy wakes up in the morning and immediately gets into an argument with his wife. She spends too much money shopping and he spends too much time drinking beer with his buddies from work. She always seems to have a headache, and he is a sex fiend. Finally he slams the door and gets into his car to drive to work. Still fuming over the argument with his wife, he fails to notice that he is speeding. That is...untill the policeman pulls him over and gives him a speeding ticket.

Naturally all of this made him late for wirk, and he was immediately rebuked by his boss for being late for work for the third time that week. He shot back at his boss, and the ensuing argument resulted in his being shown the door.

On the drive back home, he was overwrought over the days events and he failed to notice the car that stopped in front of him. That is.....until he rear ended it. The same policemant who had given him the speeding ticket investigated the accident and gleefully gave him a cittion for following too close. His car was too damaged to drive, so the tow truck took it to the garage. Being three miles from home, he boarded a local bus. But when he reached in his pocket for the fare, he remembered that his wallet was in his car. The bus driver growled at him and said, "No money, you walk". So he walked the three miles home.

When he entered the house, he heard noises coming from the bedroom. He investigated and found to his horror that his wife was makeing love to his best friend. That's when he lost it all. he grabbed her by the hair, threw her clothes at her and pushed her out the door, shouting that the next time he ever wanted to see her was in the divorce court.

With that he turned to his best friend and said. "As for you!!!" "Bad doggie, bad doggie!!!!"