Blonde Joke

[Jamesyboi]

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were

training to become detectives. To test their skills in

recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a

picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your

suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch

him fast because he only has one eye!"The Policeman

says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows

his profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he

flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde

and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you

recognize him?"

The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and

says,"Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only

has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's

the matter with you two?!? Of course only one eye and

one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his

profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up

with?

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the

picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice

asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize

him?" He quickly adds "...think hard before giving me

a stupid answer."

The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment

and says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses."

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he

really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears

contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting

answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his

file and I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the

room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file

in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile

on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE!

The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good

work! How were you able to make such an astute

observation?

"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear

regular glasses because he only has one eye and one

ear."