Popular Post WineOh Posted January 4, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 4, 2020 (edited) evening chaps, how do. Nice to see you all. So last night i gets home about 2am (normal for me on a Friday) and I start raiding the fridge. I'd been down the pub since about lunch time so I was abit skew wiff. anyway i came up stairs for a wee and forgot i left my butty downstairs on the table. as I walked back down i slipped on the top step and fell a*e over t*t,,,.now ive got a bruise on me backside that looks like a beetroot gone rotten. wife was furious cos i woke her up. She started shouting at me, calling me all sorts. says she never should have married an idiot like me. just another average friday in Thailand. *burp* Edited January 4, 2020 by Liverpoolfan 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Don Mega Posted January 4, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 4, 2020 And ? 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Maybe she’s a secret Sheffield United fan ?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WineOh Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Andrew Dwyer said: Maybe she’s a secret Sheffield United fan ?? she supports Buriram. sleeps in the shirt every night. she doesnt care much for the PL, says they are all a bunch of over paid mard ar*es. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Elkski Posted January 4, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 4, 2020 Maybe think about your drinking before it kills ya 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 (edited) That CCTV install finally pays off for you...... Thai steps are no joke, usually steep & made of unforgiving teak or concrete with low handrails..... You might want to rethink about your luck & the angst you're causing your wife..... Edited January 4, 2020 by pgrahmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WineOh Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, Elkski said: Maybe think about your drinking before it kills ya I couldn't care less mate. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DaRoadrunner Posted January 4, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 4, 2020 Fortunately there is a lot more of this year left to find the post of the year. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JHolmesJr Posted January 4, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 4, 2020 (edited) You'll never fall down the stairs alone. Edited January 4, 2020 by JHolmesJr 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Your wife is right. Women always are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 The pearls of strong drink. Look on the bright side - it could’ve been a lot worse. (so I did, and next time it was...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WineOh Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 9 minutes ago, Lacessit said: Your wife is right. Women always are. you could have fooled me mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JAS21 Posted January 4, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 4, 2020 Go on suckers, keep this newbies post going all the weekend.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post robblok Posted January 4, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 4, 2020 Teach her a lesson drink extra today, get as drunk as you can. Show her who is boss. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momofarang Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Is Liverpool famous for its ventilators? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardColeman Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Wouldn't worry about it, you can send the with for the 90 day report Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannork Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 What goes up must come down. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 You deserve to be dropped on your ar** for the avatar alone mate. ???? Think yourself lucky you didnt wake up dead! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KC 71 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 I fell up the stairs once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluespunk Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 We’ve won 19 out of 20- who cares about anything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornishcarlos Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Elkski said: Maybe think about your drinking before it kills ya Or take your butty upstairs with you !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Traubert Posted January 4, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 4, 2020 What sort of wife makes a man make his own butty and then doesn't carry him up to bed? She's a duck egg. Tell her to mend her ways and sharpish. ???? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roo860 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 28 minutes ago, Traubert said: What sort of wife makes a man make his own butty and then doesn't carry him up to bed? She's a duck egg. Tell her to mend her ways and sharpish. ???? Correct, my wife would come down stairs, make me any butty I fancy, open another beer for me and undress me when said beer finished, then make sure I made it to my pit, unscathed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Traubert Posted January 4, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 4, 2020 24 minutes ago, roo860 said: Correct, my wife would come down stairs, make me any butty I fancy, open another beer for me and undress me when said beer finished, then make sure I made it to my pit, unscathed. She's a keeper. ???? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Nyezhov Posted January 4, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 4, 2020 (edited) Ah, LIverpool, Liverpool, one good year with a GERMAN manager and they get like they mean something in the scheme of things. Your team has been boring since you let Crouchie go. By the way, I got so drunk last week I puked all over myself while sitting on the loo, but you dont see me coming here and telling everyone about it. Edited January 4, 2020 by Nyezhov 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexRRR Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 think she was right.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traubert Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Nyezhov said: Ah, LIverpool, Liverpool, one good year with a GERMAN manager and they get like they mean something in the scheme of things. Your team has been boring since you let Crouchie go. By the way, I got so drunk last week I puked all over myself while sitting on the loo, but you dont see me coming here and telling everyone about it. Yeww, thats disgggaarrssstting. Why didn't you puke down the pan and <deleted> in the basin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Boycie Posted January 4, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 4, 2020 (edited) The one time i fell down the stairs, i laid there for a good 5 minutes before picking myself up and staggered into the kitchen. I asked the wife "didn't you just hear me fall down the bloody stairs?".....her reply "i thought Eastenders had just started!" Edited January 4, 2020 by Boycie spelling 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Christmas13 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 5 hours ago, Don Mega said: And ? And? I filmed him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mauGR1 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Liverpool FC should stop winning so many games, their fans are drinking too much. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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