Grandma's Boyfriend

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GRANDMA'S BOYFRIEND. . .

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his

toys

in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,

"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to

heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and

watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the

comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started

adjusting the knobs,trying to get the picture in focus.

Frustrated,she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the

problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and

there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your

Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her

boyfriend."

The minister fainted.