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Subject: GRANDMA

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her

wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th

birthday were taking place.

Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write

notes when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started

leaning off to the right, so some family members

grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows

on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her

left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed

pillows on her left.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the family

members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase

around her waist to hold her up.

A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma and

said, "Hi, Grandma; you're looking good! How are they

treating you?"

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a

note to the grandson...

"These <deleted> won't let me fart."

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