A. BOOZER Posted June 13, 2004 Share Posted June 13, 2004 A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2 percent milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. The drunk says, "You must be single." The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she says, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on Earth did you know that?' The drunk replies, "Cause you're ugly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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