Use More Soap

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at her condo's laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON UNDERWEAR!"

She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: "USE MORE SOAP ON UNDERWEAR!"

The laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him: "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON UNDERWEAR!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!"

Peter