Rykbanlor Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Three fellas are sitting having a few beers in the department store bar after an afternoons shopping for xmas pressies for their wives. The first fella well aware of how choosy his wife is says: " Well I got her a new handbag and a bath set. I figure the bath set's a safe shot and if she doesn't like the handbag she can take it back to the store for a refund". The second fella chimes in: " Yeah, i got my wife two things as well, a big box of chocolates ( never fails ) and a hat, likewise if she doesn't like the hat she can exchange it". The third fella drawls:" I got my missus suspenders and a dildo, and if she doesn't like the suspenders she can go and f##k herself" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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