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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She

>went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog

>said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three

>wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I

>failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

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>Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said,

>"That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful

>woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise that this wish

>will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis

>whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will

>be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So,

>KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she

>wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

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>The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world.

>And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay,

>because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the

>richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish,

>and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

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>Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

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>Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here

>and continue feeling good.

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>Male readers: Please scroll down.

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>The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

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>Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

>Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

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>PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show

>that women never listen!!!

>Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who

>have a good sense of humour.

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