mag4570 Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 The patient... Patient says, "Doc, you must check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!" The doctor cautiously places his ear to the man's thigh only to hear, "Give me Ł10! I'm desperate! I need Ł10!" "I've never seen or heard anything like this before! How long has this been going on?" the doctor asked. "That's nothing, Doc. Put your ear to my knee." The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say, "Please! I really need Ł5! Just Ł5! Please! I'm desperate!" "Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never seen anything like this." The doctor was truly dumbfounded. "Wait, Doc, that's not all of it. There's more. Just put your ear down on my ankle," the man urged him. The doctor did as the man said and was amazed to hear his ankle plead, "Please, I just need Ł20! Please lend me Ł20, please! I am really desperate!" "I have no idea what to tell you," the doctor said. "There's nothing about it in any of my books," he said as he frantically searched all his medical reference books. "However... I can make a well-educated guess. Based on life and all my previous experiences, I can tell you with some certainty, that your leg seems to be broke in three places." -- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiangmaiJim Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Reminds me of Tommy Cooper, love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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