Dear Tide

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Dear Tide:

>

> I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it

>all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.

>Now that I'm in my 50s, I find it even better! In fact, about a month

>ago I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and

>uncaring husband started to berate me about how stupid and clumsy I

>was, and in general started being a pain in the neck.

> >

> > One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his

>blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain

>detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.

> >

> > After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid

>Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all

>of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well that the

>detective who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse

>were negative. Then my attorney called and said that I

>would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

>What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a

>murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.

> >

> > Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people,

>another wonderful product.

> >

> > Sincerely,

> > A Happy Consumer