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The Blow Job

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Jan and Martha were a newly married Swedish couple. On their wedding night, Jan crawled into their nuptial bed and snuggled close to Martha. "You know?," Martha he said. "I have never had a blow job, and I have always fantasized about how it would feel. Now that we are married, do you think that you could do that for me?"

"Jan, you know that I love you very much and would love to satisfy your needs. But I am afraid that if I did that, you would lose all respect for me", replied Martha.

"Oh no", said Jan. "It would show me how much you loved me"

"You say that now, but in the morning you would have no respect for me" was her response.

So Jan dropped the subject untill they were celebrating their 10th wedding anniversay. Again he broached the subject. "Now that we have ben married 10 years, do you think that you might give me a blow job?, he asked.

"Jan, I know that you have been a faithful husband for 10 years, but I don't want you to lose your respect for me. That would surely happen if I gave in to your request.

So Jan reluctantly droped the subject once more because he knew he could not win her over to his side.

Now fast forward to their 50th wedding anniversary. Jan slowly crawled into bed and whispered to Martha. You know Martha, we have been married for 50 years, and we don't know how much loonger we will live. OUr marriage has been perfect except for one thing that has been missing. I would love to get a blow job while I am still able to enjoy it."

Marthat answered, Although I still fear that you will lose respect for me I will do it while we are both still healthy". And so she did.

The next morning they were having breakfast when the phone rang. Jan answered it and nodded. Then he handed the phone to Martha and said, "here c^^ksucker, it's for you!"

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