Dancer Dad

[pattayadave]

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children

> what

> their fathers did for a living.

>

>

> All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, carpenter,

> captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet

> and

> so the teacher asked him about his father.

>

>

> "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes

> in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out

> with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

>

>

>

> The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took Little Billy

> aside to ask him if that was really true.

>

> "No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too

> embarrassed to say."