Mafia

[pattayadave]

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His book-keeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf book-keeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the book-keeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is." The attorney, using sign language, asks the book-keeper where the money is.

The book-keepersigns back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the book-keeper's temple and says, "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the book-keeper: "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!" The book-keeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?" The attorney

replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

Don't you just love lawyers?