I didn't invent these......

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been argueably acceptable......

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" (Capt. E. J. Smith of Titanic) .

10. "What the @#$% was that?" (Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945).

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" (Custer, 1877).

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." (Einstein, 1938).

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" (Picasso, 1926).

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" (Pythagoras, 126 BC).

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" (Michelangelo, 1566).

4. "Where the @#$% are we?" (Amelia Earhart, 1937).

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ***!" (Noah, 4314 BC).

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" (Bill Clinton, 1998).

…. And, a drum roll please............!

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*ing mad." (Saddam Hussein, 2003).

Can you think of any others peeps?

Sorry, don't know the dates and too lazt to Google.

That's no real @#$% gun. John Lennon.

What a @#$% stupid place to plant a tree. Marc Bolan.

Jeez, it's gettin @#$% hot in here. Captain of the Hindenburg.

I'll never understand these @#$% people, last night they were all singing and dancing. General Custer at Little Big Horn.

Watch that @#$% he'll have somebody's eye out. King Harold 1066.

Thank @#$% for swear word filters on the forum. (George - ThaiVisa Admin)

Thaksin preparing for a speech at the UN Sept 2006,

"What do you mean there are ##$%^ tanks on the streets of Bangkok"

Another one by George, talking to Huski about Thaivisa:

"I never thought it would get this "$%^ing Big!!!"