Potato Joke

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Young guy goes on holiday abroad (first time). Decides to go to the South of France. First day on the beach thinks to himself I'll pull no probs.

End of the first day he is still all alone! But he couldn't help but notice this guy all day surrounded by a group of 'fit' females. So when this guy on his own he goes over and asks what is his secret to attracting all those girls. He replies get a potato and put it down you trunks and you will be surrounded by many girls.

So he heads to the nearest vegetable market and buys a potato. Next day full of confidence and with potato in situ' he heads to the beach. Much to his frustration nobody but nobody comes near him!

At the end of the day he sees the guy who advised him about the potato. So he goes over and describes his uneventful day and says the potato thing does not work.

So this guy says when I tell you to put the potato down your trunks I meant that you should put it down the front!!!!!