10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.

9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.

8. Crying can be fun.

7. FAT CLOTHES.

6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.

5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.

4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.

2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:

1. OTHER WOMEN!

Source: http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/2-24-2002-12095.asp

Ladies, anything else to add?

Only women understand:

how to clean louvred windows

the heaven that is a bubble bath

the smell of a puppy's breath

the horror of a bad haircut

how to tolerate pain, be it bikini waxing or childbirth

the many uses of a wooden spoon

I forgot: how to use a thumbnail as a screwdriver

Edited May 28, 200719 yr by Jet Gorgon

My wife has had many 2 hour telephone conversations with a friend she's seen the same day!!!

I think the longest telephone converation I've ever had is 20 mins!

Two minutes max. I got better things to do.

Two minutes max. I got better things to do.

Er, what exactly are you talking about?

Top 10 Things Only Women Understand, Ladies, anything to add to the list?

1 When women say "nothing" it is a BIG thing and guys will have a trouble later

2 We girls love hanky panky. It makes us women feel warm. Sex is important (for guys) we know that but it is a grain of sand for us.

3 If a guy has sex , wait and wait .Please do not cum in 5 mins.

4 Guy's bone sized is nothing.From anatomy , we girls have 3.5-6 " vagianal depht.

5 Crying is weapon.We are not drama queen.

6 If we eat chocolate, do not bother us girls.It makes us get super orgasm

7 We girls love shopping.Please get used to it.It's just the same feeling when you see soccer in TV or other sport.

8 If we ask a guy " Am I fat" ,just say NO and reply as "You are too skinny" even we have 50 stones

9 If we girls ask you "How is my dress" , just say it is bloody hot. And tell us as nobody from heaven ,earth and hel_l can compare

10 we girls will try to understand guys by reading "Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus"

Two minutes max. I got better things to do.

Er, what exactly are you talking about?

You got a minute?

"Things Only Women Understand"

Sorry but I got 12!

In random order....

1. We do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?

2. When we said 'Oh, nothing' ….it doesn’t mean nothing!

3. We love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out

4. We neeeever have anything to wear!

5. Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other

6. We will spend hours dressing up to go out, and spend even more time checking out other women

7. The most embarrassing thing is to find another woman wearing the same dress....OH NO!

8. We keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower

9. Husbands are like cars-all of them are good the first few years

10. We think all beers are the same

11. We don't need sex as often as men do

And oh…

12.We want equal rights!

Good day to all

TC

Edited May 29, 200719 yr by teacup

The importance of the position of the toilet seat.

its called a toilet SEAT (not a toilet 'leave it up, unflushed, and splashed')

1 shopping

2 chocolates

I'll add more to the list later.

"What do you think?" is a loaded question.

Men must think carefully before they answer and depending on the circumstance, the truth may not be in their favour.

The importance of the position of the toilet seat.

its called a toilet SEAT (not a toilet 'leave it up, unflushed, and splashed')

Men wonder why they even put a seat on a urinal. (I suppose it comes in handy when you have other business to perform, but otherwise it's just a nuisence)

And remember, you can't have it both down and unsplashed! Make up your minds!

Just joking Ladies.

Up is fine, just unsplashed is important to me

Good ones all, keep 'em coming Ladies!

when a woman tell her husband that he is a beautiful person, , a great husband, that she is so proud to be with him ,that she sooo lucky to be with him and he is the love of her life.

it means she did something realy realy wrong.

1. What's 'need' got to do with 'want'?

2. Tiny, lacey, frilly underwear is not practical for all day.

3. Period pants.

3. Period pants.

Ah yes. Comfy loose dress, fat cotton undies, lots of comfort food, good book, and the right to say Now Just P** O**.

Reminds me of this:

How many women with PMS does it take to change a lightbulb?

"ONE OK, BECAUSE IT JUST F** DOES." (If you can say this with a Brooklyn accent, it translates much better.)

Edited June 3, 200719 yr by Jet Gorgon

Bad hair days

Just how much that mega-zit on your nose can affect your whole life

The search for the perfect lash-building mascara/nud_e lip gloss/concealer

The discomfort (but absolute necessity at certain times) of high stiletto heels

1.Cats' facial expressions

2.The need for the same style of shoes in

different colors

3.Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

4.Taking a car trip without trying to beat

your best time

5.Cutting your bangs to make them grow

6.Eyelash curlers

How to use silence as a weapon.

1. The menstrual cycle

2. Menopause

3. The medicinal properties of chocolate

4. Cats

That we dont want a instant practical solution to the problem, we need to talk it through for about it for 30mins+ first ok.

Hair straighteners!

The therapeutic qualities of a hug & why that hug doesn't always need to turn into sex

I dont understand this thread!

Mr A Man

The subtle differences in colour shades and why it matters. (Esp relevant when choosing wall paint colour)

I dont understand this thread!

Mr A Man

or hair color