A Fair Dinkum Aussie Love Story equal to Romeo and Juliet.

Daryl is driving over the West Gate Bridge one day when he sees his

girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.

Daryl slams on the brakes and yells:

"Shazza what the blazes d'ya think ya doing?"

Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says:

"G'day Daryl. You got me pregnant, so now I'm gonna kill meself".

Daryl gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.

"Shazza", he says

"Fair dinkum not only are ya a top root but you're a real sport too"

and drives off.

Birkinhead bridge and she could swim

A Port Adelaide girl would have busted his balls, had the ankle biter and lived it up on the single mother's benefit.

A Port Adelaide girl would have busted his balls, had the ankle biter and lived it up on the single mother's benefit.

And gone on to raise a whole new crop of Port Power supporters

Go ya crows

CB

A Port Adelaide girl would have busted his balls, had the ankle biter and lived it up on the single mother's benefit.

And gone on to raise a whole new crop of Port Power supporters

CB

What makes you think they'd all be retarded?

A Port Adelaide girl would have busted his balls, had the ankle biter and lived it up on the single mother's benefit.

And gone on to raise a whole new crop of Port Power supporters

CB

What makes you think they'd all be retarded?

I suspect any one who divides his time between Pattaya, Cambridge and Saudi would be well qualified to work that out for himself.

A Port Adelaide girl would have busted his balls, had the ankle biter and lived it up on the single mother's benefit.

And gone on to raise a whole new crop of Port Power supporters

CB

What makes you think they'd all be retarded?

Well coming from Port Adelaide what chance do they have? Poor little buggers.

CB