Best Genie Story Ever Told...

[OneeyedJohn]

A Husband took his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the

wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the

biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be

careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner,apologize and

see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.'

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.

A warm voice said, 'Come on in.' When they opened the door they saw

the damage that was done:

Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on

its side near the pieces of window glass.

A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke

my window?'

'Uh...yes sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.

'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,

I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.

Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.

I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last

one for myself.'

'Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted

out, I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'

'No problem,' said the genie. 'You've got it, it's the least I can do.

And I'll guarantee you a long & healthy life!'

'And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked.

'I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every

country in the world,' she said.

'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe

from fire, burglary and natural disasters!'

'And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?'

'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a

woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your

wife.

The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both

now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'

Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about

you, honey? You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd do the

same for you!'

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of

the afternoon enjoying each other.

The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the

genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked,'How old are

you and your husband?'

'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly.

'No Kidding,' he said. 'Thirty-five years old.....and both of you still

believe in genies?