AltumAngel Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 A farmer just got married and was going home on his wagon pulled by a team of horses. When one of the hoses stumbled, he said, "That's once." Then it stumbled again. He said, "That's twice." Then later it stumbled a third time. This time, he didn't say anything, just pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse dead. His wife cried out and started to yell at him. The farmer turned to her and said, "That's once." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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