life is a mystery to be enjoyed,not a problem to be solved.

deep man....deep.

another..."& take that f*cking dog with you!!!!!!!"

JR Texas: When I was a boy, my mother used to tell me, "You can do anything." By that she meant that if I worked hard enough and believed that I could achieve it, I could attain any goal that I set for myself.

It took me a long time to realize, but, 'Look after number one coz nobody else will.'

" Your not smart enough to be a smartass and neither are your friends "

( ok, so I had a rough childhood )

" Their so soft and cuddly when you first meet them "

never push that red button.

Another one:

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again!

Persistence does pay off

Before you marry a girl, look at her mother, as that is what she will look like in 20-30 years time.

My old Dad. RIP

Howdy,

I red it on the bathroom wall in West Port, Kansas City Mo.

"Remember no matter how good looking she is, their is someone in this world sick of her sh!t"

I think it's avise that served me well before I got married.

Hope it works for you

Chung *j*

Howdy,

I red it on the bathroom wall in West Port, Kansas City Mo.

"Remember no matter how good looking she is, their is someone in this world sick of her sh!t"

I think it's avise that served me well before I got married.

Hope it works for you

Chung *j*

I can relate