Hippie And The Nun

> > > A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next

> >

> > > to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?" "No," she replies, "I'm

> > > married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. The bus

> >

> > > driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell you

> > > how to get to have sex with her!" "Yeah?", says the hippie.

> > > "Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday

> >night

> > > at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with

> > > a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop

> > > up in the cemetery claiming to be God." The hippie decides to give it

> > > a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next

> > > Tuesday night. "I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood

> > > low about his face. "Have sex with me."

> > > The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to

> >anal

> > > sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. 'God' agrees, and

> > > promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and

> > > throws back his hood with a flourish.

> > > "Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"

> > > "Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!