pattayadave Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 This is called misfortune by itself ... One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him, "What happened to your back?" The patient replies, "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I strained my back." The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said, "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What on earth happened to you?" He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge." The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two. The doctor is shocked. She again asks, "What on earth happened to you?" "Well I was sitting in a fridge and someone threw it from the 3rd floor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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