Real 911 Calls!

[AltumAngel]

BELIEVE it or not , these are REAL 911 Calls!

Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from

the brown house on the corner.

Dispatcher: Do you have an address?

Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out

of my ham and cheese sandwich .

Dispatcher: Excuse me?

Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on

the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom,

someone had taken a bite out of it.

Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?

Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm

sick and tired of it!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?

Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone

doesn't have an eleven on it.

Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.

Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one.

Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are

the same thing.

Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

My Personal Favourite !!!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?

Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only

two minutes apart.

Dispatcher: Is this her first child?

Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And of course the winner is ...

Dispatcher: 9-1-1

Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of

breath. Darn ... I think I'm going to pass out.

Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?

Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.

Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an

asthmatic?

Caller: No

Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started

having trouble breathing?

Caller: Running from the Police.

[Torv]

Ha!!!