gampaan Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 I can't believe she would lie to you Alex. Never happen. Can't trust them California chicks as far as ya can throw 'em... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiliwasabi Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Can't trust them California chicks as far as ya can throw 'em... Is it true that they bounce due to physical upgrades? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gampaan Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Yes, unless they land on their HEAD..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Gamps, questions....???????????? If their mammaries were upgraded, they mite bounce. Has anyone tried "head bouncing"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 I can't believe she would lie to you Alex. Never happen. Can't trust them California chicks as far as ya can throw 'em... Why did you not warn me Gampie? I mean, I met her through some internet dating service asking if she was the one from LZ avator while looking and doing research. And, and, and, she said yes, I am the one you are looking for, your dream, your angel, I am your eternal pleassure she said and promised me that and the world. I did not noticed the altered body parts at that time, just thinking she did some excersise to strengten her body as we all do, I suppose. Neclecting the obvious signs, I was blinded by this girl. Her parfume was sweet and irresisteble as well as her invitations to explore our wild side. And so I did. I engaged in nummerous type of actions with her which I cannot tell here. It is all something like a dream, did I ever do that? My friends, what is wrong and what is right? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gampaan Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Gamps, questions....???????????? If their mammaries were upgraded, they mite bounce. Has anyone tried "head bouncing"? ...oops, what was I thinking??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Alex, c'mon, spill. Wotcha get up to with her? Visit the botanical gardens, the library? ..........or just her bedroom...... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSnake Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Why not??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tijnebijn Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 What is wrong ? If you fouded out she was a male-she ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 I know what a she male is..... I reckon a male she would be useless. Anybody been with a male she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 No, Tijnebijn is correct, isn't he? A she-male is a male in the guise of a female, whereas a male-she would have to be the opposite - a female in the guise of a male. Funny that - they don't seem to have much in the way of male-shes in Thailand, do they? It leads to an interesting and amusing scenario, actually, but you can imagine it for yourself (it wouldn't be PC to jot it down here). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Dear all, I feel so sad. The alleged girl and I knew eachother for two days. In those two days I believed she was the one pictured in LB avator, she assured me she was. We even did the " Helicopter" Now I feel I am on a road to nowhere... Do you have some advice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Latest news update!!!!! She told me she never ever want to see me again. I asked her why? She told: 'You hurt me too much" What it mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gampaan Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Perhaps you are "too much" for her, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 I shudder to think. When are you going back to Pakistan/India or thereabouts? When are you going to sneak into Tibet and suss-out the true story? And when you're finished there, how wbout slipping over to Myanmar and sorting out the Junta? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Dear Ping, These are all distractions on what is really going to happen. Yes the CIA is deep into Tibet sending about 1.5 Million Dollar to the Dalai every year. Dalai keeps about 180.000 Dollar per year, the rest is used to fund the resistance. The whole Tibet thing is just to distract you all about what is really going to happen. Please be prepared that is all I can tell you. Are you prepared for a massive chemical attack? I feel sorry for you all..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Well the Dalia denies that he is funding resistance or that he had any association with inciting the monks to involve themselves in violent protests. And, well, he's got an honest face... Indeed, he threatened to resign his position if the violent protests continued. I don't doubt that he is generating funds that would finds themselves being directed towards political reform, but after all, he is quite open about that - even if it is only in terms of bringing international pressure to bear upon Beijing. Thanks for the chemicals warning; should I sleep with my window closed tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Duct tape should do.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Dear all very well respected members and contributors to this fred. I just noticed I have posted a message without asking a question. Please forgive me! My next mission will be Korea, North or South, maybe both. Just watch the news as the final chapter will unfold. Do I need to say more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Korea, North or South, hmmmmmmm..... I guess celestial bibles would not sell. North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, mite get ill. Wotya selling there? Alex. Is it fission chips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Good questions, Pete! A recent ex-ladyfriend (now 'just friends') is South Korean. She told me quite a bit about the place. Not recommended. North Korea? Yes, why not! Do give us a report from an internet cafe at one of the many vast shopping malls there! I am concerned that you will fall in love with the lavish and wealthy lifestyle, though, and not come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 (edited) Ale4x, remember Job. Have patience, Pyongyang, is like Sodom and Gomorrah. Watch dem Karaoke Bars, where one can have a more "up-close and personal encounter" with North Korean beauties. Alex, you wouldn't go to one, would you? Do pigs fly........ ............... ................... ............. , don't they? Blotty spelling.....LOL Edited March 23, 2008 by Zpete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSnake Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 What the F###?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tijnebijn Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Is Pete preparing himself for afterlife ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 I think Pete's taking the contents of the Celestial Bible far too literally. But I loved the reaction of the uninitiated Big Snake! Perhaps a tad too esoteric for him/her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 .......is confuzzled by response. Dun believe in afterlife, if there is life after, then it cannot be afterlife, because it is now life, not after if life is still going on. That clear?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Are you confusing it with afterbirth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tijnebijn Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 having a hard time heh ? or a hard one ? Sorry I am getting empty , for what kind of questions can be asked , maybe we should skip to another subject ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 (edited) Seeing tijnebijn has a hard on, maybe he could conceive a new subject. Wotzit gunna be? matey Edited March 24, 2008 by Zpete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Ale4x, remember Job.Have patience, Pyongyang, is like Sodom and Gomorrah. Watch dem Karaoke Bars, where one can have a more "up-close and personal encounter" with North Korean beauties. Alex, you wouldn't go to one, would you? Do pigs fly........ ............... ................... ............. , don't they? Blotty spelling.....LOL Sory, I did not really understand that one. Just to give ya all an update on what I am doing here. Just today I had a meeting with the new "Negotiator" for SK. Nice guy, but not one of the brightest persons on this planet we call Earth. Anyway after a long discussion he agreed that 1+1 makes 2, if you know what I mean. So the next negotiations will be about the 1+1=2 thingy and from there we will proceed. I gave him instructions on: How to negotiate as a negotiator knowing you are negotiating with a negotiator. If you have any advice please feel free to respond. The only question I have is: What do you think after reading my message? Cheers, hugs and .... from me, Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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