They Say You Should Never

[gampaan]

It's really what they DON'T say.

Do we really want to go there again???

[chiliwasabi]

Would you prefer to go somewhere else?

[gampaan]

I'm still having flashbacks from last time we went there. Up all night, pacing the floor, can't sleep.......

Do you have any Vicodin ??

[chiliwasabi]

Will aspirin do?

[gampaan]

Does Britney Spears wear panties ??

[Ping]

Do nuns wear habits? (They say that it is okay to kiss a nun once or twice, as long as you don't get into the habit.)

[luckyluke]

Do nuns wear habits? (They say that it is okay to kiss a nun once or twice, as long as you don't get into the habit.)

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But do they have to drop those habits ?

[gampaan]

Do nuns wear habits? (They say that it is okay to kiss a nun once or twice, as long as you don't get into the habit.)

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But do they have to drop those habits ?

Only when the alter boy comes 'round for showers.

Ever seen a dirty nun ??

[Ping]

Why does the altar boy go to use the nun's shower (is he afraid of the priest)? Does the priest want to alter the altar boy?

[gampaan]

Absolutely.....

You heard of Father Phil McCrackin...??

[Zpete]

Absolutely.....

You heard of Father Phil McCrackin...??

No, but met his cuzzie, Sister Phil McKrackup. (Phylis)

[lazeeboy]

Absolutely.....

You heard of Father Phil McCrackin...??

No, but met his cuzzie, Sister Phil McKrackup. (Phylis)

is that the same phylis that was in corrie st

[Zpete]

Absolutely.....

You heard of Father Phil McCrackin...??

No, but met his cuzzie, Sister Phil McKrackup. (Phylis)

is that the same phylis that was in corrie st (?)

I was in London when Corrie St started, neva eva watched it, well maybe once or twice at the beginning..... oops a question. I reckon Corrie St is dumb, do you?

[tijnebijn]

baa and then comes bo bo ?

baa, the lamb, bo bo the monkey, don't you think that is a bit like Marx Bros?

oh yeah something like Scandinavia is not laying in Europe ?

Scandinavia is Scandinavia, NOT Europe, Norway, Sweden and Finland, am I not right.

What does your map show?

yes its called Scandinavia , like Holland - Belgium and Luxemburg is called the Benelux .

But all countries together its still Europe my friend . Great Britain , benelux and Scandinavia .

It's still europe , never to late to learn is it ?

[lazeeboy]

baa and then comes bo bo ?

baa, the lamb, bo bo the monkey, don't you think that is a bit like Marx Bros?

oh yeah something like Scandinavia is not laying in Europe ?

Scandinavia is Scandinavia, NOT Europe, Norway, Sweden and Finland, am I not right.

What does your map show?

yes its called Scandinavia , like Holland - Belgium and Luxemburg is called the Benelux .

But all countries together its still Europe my friend . Great Britain , benelux and Scandinavia .

It's still europe , never to late to learn is it ?

got a c- in history at school what did you get

[luckyluke]

got a c- in history at school ......

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What did you get in geography ?

[Zpete]

got a c- in history at school ......

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What did you get in geography ?

Crabs, clap and detention, anyone better that?

[gampaan]

Absolutely.....

You heard of Father Phil McCrackin...??

No, but met his cuzzie, Sister Phil McKrackup. (Phylis)

Ever meet her skankey cousin, Sif Phylis ?

[Zpete]

Absolutely.....

You heard of Father Phil McCrackin...??

No, but met his cuzzie, Sister Phil McKrackup. (Phylis)

Ever meet her skankey cousin, Sif Phylis ?

No, she 'gone a rear' sumplace, you know where?

[AlexLah]

Yes, back from the digital ricefields........!!!

I thought I heard someone say something, did I mis anything?

[Zpete]

Yes, back from the digital ricefields........!!!

I thought I heard someone say something, did I mis anything?

Miss Anything, does she work in a bar, spreading legs, spreading wotshegot?.........

[gampaan]

She used to, until she hooked up with Miss Treated and Miss Ogyny and they haven't been seen since.

Are they hiding out at your place ??

[AlexLah]

She used to, until she hooked up with Miss Treated and Miss Ogyny and they haven't been seen since.

Are they hiding out at your place ??

I have to look under my bed as that is where I left her last time, Miss Anything that is.

The "Others" I am not sure but they might have been in "Decompression" as they were inflated to the max.....

And for Miss Anything, yes she does anything with anyone. When she comes home and deflate, a river of white smelly and sticky liquid comes out.

Not sure what that is, does anybody know or at least can point me in the right direction?

[gampaan]

Alex, check with our comrades in the Eastern district. They have been having great success in that department.

Have you contacted them lately ??

[Zpete]

Alex, check with our comrades in the Eastern district. They have been having great success in that department.

Have you contacted them lately ??

Hmmmmmmmmm white sticky .........

Dunno, but Alex, ya bin using sweetened condensed milk instead of KY?

[AlexLah]

Alex, check with our comrades in the Eastern district. They have been having great success in that department.

Have you contacted them lately ??

Actually I did this week but found a bunch of them sitting in a corner with that famous smile, you know?

Hmmmmmmmmm white sticky .........

Dunno, but Alex, ya bin using sweetened condensed milk instead of KY?

No, sweetened condensed milk and I ran out of KY, instead used the pink nipplle cream which is a bit translucent white and works well as a lubricant in case of an emergency.

Someone just told me you have to hose them down with warm water after use, is that right?

[Zpete]

Alex, check with our comrades in the Eastern district. They have been having great success in that department.

Have you contacted them lately ??

Actually I did this week but found a bunch of them sitting in a corner with that famous smile, you know?

Hmmmmmmmmm white sticky .........

Dunno, but Alex, ya bin using sweetened condensed milk instead of KY?

No, sweetened condensed milk and I ran out of KY, instead used the pink nipplle cream which is a bit translucent white and works well as a lubricant in case of an emergency.

Someone just told me you have to hose them down with warm water after use, is that right?

By them, wotcha mean, Gals or pussies? Alex.........

[gampaan]

Do you mean Latex Lucy ??

[luckyluke]

Do you mean Latex Lucy ??

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Lucy Pinder ?

[Zpete]

Do you mean Latex Lucy ??

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Lucy Pinder ?

Doncha reckon "Lucky Latex Luke" sounds betta?