Speeding...

A middle aged man bought a brand new Holden Monaro.

He took off down the road, pushed it up to 130 kmph, and was enjoying

thewind blowing through his (thinning) hair. "This is great," he thought and

accelerated to an even

higher speed.

But then he looked in his rear-view mirror, and there was a Police Car

behind him, blue lights flashing. "I can get away from him with no problem"

thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over

210 kmph to escape being stopped. Then he thought, "What the hel_l am I

doing? I'm too old for this kind of

thing" and pulled over to the side of the road, and

waited for the Police car to catch up with him.

The Policeman pulled in behind the Monaro and

walked up on the driver's side. "Sir my Shift ends in five minutes and today

is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding

that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran off

with a Policeman, and I thought you

were bringing her back."

The Policeman said, "Have a nice day."