AltumAngel Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Muthu Jokes INTERVIEWER : What is your birth date? MUTHU : 13 October INTERVIEWER : Year? MUTHU : Every year.... MANAGER : Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? MUTHU : P-O-S-T-B-O-X After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife:- MUTHU : Do I look like a foreigner? WIFE : No. Why? MUTHU : In London a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?' One tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu: TOURIST : Any great man born in this village? MUTHU : No sir, only small babies.... Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and said 'WALK... WALK....' The cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and said the same 'WALK.... WALK....' The cockroach walked. Then he cut it's third leg and said the same 'WALK.... WALK....' The cockroach walked. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it to walk. But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it! If we cut off the cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf!!' On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why? Because a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and Muthu did it.... Muthu was traveling with his wife in an auto. The driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive!!' Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN". INTERVIEWER : Just imagine you're in the 3rd floor of a building. It caught fire. How will you escape? MUTHU : It's simple. I will stop my imagination!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotelier Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 who's muthu? is he some funny dude in India? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 who's muthu? is he some funny dude in India? My question exactly. Who's Muthu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltumAngel Posted June 29, 2007 Author Share Posted June 29, 2007 muthu is juat a indian man name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 muthu is juat a indian man name So why is he the butt of all those jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattayadave Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 load of utter rubish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulbangkok Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 load of utter rubish again! these are just getting beyond crappy re-posts, it's like you ran out of old one's to copy and started making up utterly crap ones instead! <deleted>???!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humphrey Bear Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 You lot need to cheer up. Is that why you're on this forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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