Muthu Jokes

INTERVIEWER : What is your birth date?

MUTHU : 13 October

INTERVIEWER : Year?

MUTHU : Every year....

MANAGER : Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

MUTHU : P-O-S-T-B-O-X

After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife:-

MUTHU : Do I look like a foreigner?

WIFE : No. Why?

MUTHU : In London a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu:

TOURIST : Any great man born in this village? MUTHU : No sir, only small babies....

Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach.

First he cut it's one leg and said 'WALK... WALK....'

The cockroach walked.

Then he cut it's second leg and said the same 'WALK.... WALK....'

The cockroach walked.

Then he cut it's third leg and said the same 'WALK.... WALK....'

The cockroach walked.

At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it to walk.

But the cockroach didn't walk.

Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it! If we cut off the cockroach's

four legs, it becomes deaf!!'

On a political rally Muthu was arrested.

Why? Because a woman journalist

walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and Muthu did it....

Muthu was traveling with his wife in an auto.

The driver adjusted the mirror.

Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive!!'

Muthu went in a hotel.

To wash hands he went to the washbasin.

There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.

Muthu pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN".

INTERVIEWER : Just imagine you're in the 3rd floor of a building. It caught fire. How will you escape?

MUTHU : It's simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

who's muthu? is he some funny dude in India?

who's muthu? is he some funny dude in India?

My question exactly. Who's Muthu?

muthu is juat a indian man name

muthu is juat a indian man name

So why is he the butt of all those jokes?

load of utter rubish

load of utter rubish

again! these are just getting beyond crappy re-posts, it's like you ran out of old one's to copy and started making up utterly crap ones instead! <deleted>???!!!!

You lot need to cheer up.

Is that why you're on this forum?