I picture myself a Brad Pitt type and the other sods Woody Allen type

All the women on TV are really Rosie O'Donnell / Roseann Barr lookalikes in the nud_e.

Either of the choices are horrorfying ! I picture the ladies looking like my granny to someone I'd stop and stare at.

Myself I am a cross between a walrus and an aging Burt Reynolds with the worst attributes of both. My moustache hangs 5 inches below my chin and is graying daily, or so it seems.

As mentioned before I imagine the bored members (Men) would look like this:

And the happy women members would look like this:

PS;thats me in the middle before I lose weight!!!!!

C'mon that was just a silly joke!! No offense intended whatsoever but its only my picture that it is true genuine

I just can't match a picture to a certain member; because most of the times its just our imagination playing tricks on our minds !

Zaza, just wondering, are you related to Joey Zaza?

As mentioned before I imagine the bored members (Men) would look like this:

And the happy women members would look like this:

PS;thats me in the middle before I lose weight!!!!!

C'mon that was just a silly joke!! No offense intended whatsoever but its only my picture that it is true genuine

I just can't match a picture to a certain member; because most of the times its just our imagination playing tricks on our minds !

Zaza, just wondering, are you related to Joey Zaza?

Only add a mustache and a long beard to this picture

Thaddeus is sugar and spice and a true blue kinsman.

Oooh ...... Ta.

I have my dark side, but I try to not let is show in here.

Jet gorgon - Hot girl in glasses .. and say " B- spelling" whip her students later

tutsiwarrior - Nice boy .. but is he an actror for Tussi? (far from that)

Nignoy - Ant ..(nidnoi = small /little)

observer21 - Camfog

chuchok -Big belly boy (chuchok is a name of a guy in a book who loves eating)

Insight - Ball

PeaceBlondie - Barbie

luv ya ta death, darlin' but you already know that...sometime, I want my women folk to meet you and I want my special girls who I'm tryin' to stay in school to see how they can be strong and not haveta face marriage at 15 y.o. as the only alternative...

now...lez see...who else?

PLACHON...yuh fish faced, catfish whiskered bastid...you said back in 2003 that there were ducks around for a purpose...almost scared me away until I found that I had nowhere else to go...

Ol' BOON MEE and Georgie Porgie...we burned this place down but we all want the same thing...a better world; we just got different ways of achieving it...

Dr PP...my mentor...

Lampy and Yorky...I'll be up to Surin to have a curry with my folks in tow one day (buncha drunken falangs stumblin' around the kitchen...)

sbk...an earth mother from the waist up but ridicoulously sexy from the waist down...I reach for you often when I am alone and sad...

elsie...if I was disrespectful to you elsewhere I apologise...

peaceblondie and all the others that have helped me...smiling beneficently

an' ol' jet... a new arrival but really nice to have around...

suega, et al...you all know who you are...

(tutsi turns into blubbering mush...)

And Tutsi, our wondrous food forum savior. Food fight!

Tutsi is like your favourite pair of old moccasins, really comfy and safe. Don't have a colour for Tuts, either. I just get wonderful aromas from a kitchen when I see his posts, even if he's blasting me for negative book reviews. Mmmm, smells like a pot of Texas chili with fat chunks of garlic toast.

Mig16 - dirty face with ciocolata

how did P Bam know .... I wonder