Lifeguard With A Sense Of Humor

[skipvice]

[TopChinese]

Awesome..

[eek]

Thats nasty!!

[thaigerd]

Love it, thx

Gerd

[nidge]

Very funny. Who hasn't peed in a pool anyway?

[Merlin]

Very funny. Who hasn't peed in a pool anyway?

and that is exactly why I never leaned to swim.

Doesn't anyone else find the very idea of willingly immersing yourself in untold germs and bacteria and who knows what else from hundreds of unknown strange sickos totally sickening????

ewwwwwwww

the very thought of it.....

[eek]

well..i think thats what all the chemicals are for and constant pumping is for, to get rid of germs etc and stop the water stagnating(sp?)

In a lot western pools they put in some sorta special chemical that reacts to urine and turns the water around the person a strong colour such as red. Havent seen it happen so dont know if its an old wives tale. They should do it in all pools, show up them shamefull pool pee'ers!

[Wolfie]

Doesn't anyone else find the very idea of willingly immersing yourself in untold germs and bacteria and who knows what else from hundreds of unknown strange sickos totally sickening????

So you live in a sterile oxygen tent then?

Untold germs and bacteria exist all around you my friend... in fact your sitting in hundreds of different types right now

[soic]

Very funny. Who hasn't peed in a pool anyway?

and that is exactly why I never leaned to swim.

Doesn't anyone else find the very idea of willingly immersing yourself in untold germs and bacteria and who knows what else from hundreds of unknown strange sickos totally sickening????

ewwwwwwww

the very thought of it.....

That's why we need to carry a box of rubber gloves with us everywhere we go. Shopping carts, stair rails, silverware, glasses, coffee cups, doorknobs, table tops, chair backs, beer mugs, the scissors and combs from barbers, massage oil bottles... they rub your body and then touch the bottle to get more oil...Eeeeewwwwww! Buffet forks and spoons, bacon and toast tongs... beach chairs... car seats.... OMG even the air we breath... at least part of the air we breath has to be a least part of someone else's exhaled breath. Motor bike grips... the driver's hips... our lovers lips... I mean they eat food and unless they use some sort of antibacterial, we're kissing the bacterial remnants of dead fish or even bugs. OMG... I'm getting a latex suit... rubber gloves, and oxygen mask and maybe even construct my house in a germ free bubble. Oh jeez... we've ate more dirt and didn't know it than anything we'll get from a dip in a pool. My Mom always had a rule... theres no P in our ool and she'd kick our butts if we ever put it in there. If we're going to protect ourselves from one germ or bacteria... we better protect ourselves from them all. Just for grins and giggles sometime, go to the hospital and ask them to take a culture from your hand someday, in the morning after waking up or before you go home for the night. Or have an HVAC person get an air sample from your apartment or home. You'll be surprised and sick to your stomach.