Insult

[AltumAngel]

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"

The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."

The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you ?"Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated, then yell, "What kind of -ese are you...Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, etc......"

The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."

A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of '-key' was he.

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-key' am I ?!"

The Japanese said, "Are you a monkey, donkey or a Yankee ?"

Lesson : Never insult anyone.