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What Are You Useless At?

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I've started this topic after seeing qwertz trying to get eek to admit her faults in the creative side thread, so in the words of qwertz;

Please submit clarification on what you actually suck (at).

I'm useless at remembering birthdays or occassions which always leads to frantic phonecalls and panicked shopping.

Other than that, well let's see what you lot are like...

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I'm useless at art (painting, drawing etc), music (can't play or sing), languages (forget things as soon as I've learned them), growing my nails - I've bitten them since childhood (Lord knows what khall would think of me!), being girly, keeping my temper when provoked. I can't drive & I often have a memory like a sieve. I'm also dreadful about returning emails & pm's. I read them, think I'll get back to them later & then forget.

In my defence, I'm great with dogs, good at first aid & brilliant in a crisis. :o

I'm useless at judging women.

I must have had a lot of luck as I've seldom been treated badly by a partner.

Maybe they look at me and feel sorry for me.

Who cares, so long as the treatment is good.

Oh, and ironing things..................useless.

I sing like a rusty air raid siren.

When I dance it resembles a spider walking across a hot grill while experiencing some kind of seizure.

I sing like a rusty air raid siren.

When I dance it resembles a spider walking across a hot grill while experiencing some kind of seizure.

Both regarded as marketable talent nowadays.

Posting on ThaiVisa........

Squeegee! Nice to see your sweet face.

I am not useless at anything. I just choose not do things that I view as a waste of my time. Now, if someone tells me I am useless, the horns come out and I focus my energies on excelling at whatever I am dubbed useless at, if I originally intended to pursue the subject in the first place.

Everyone is creative and useful in his/her own ways. So, eradicate "useless" from your vocabs.

This makes sense, no?

I've started this topic after seeing qwertz trying to get eek to admit her faults in the creative side thread, so in the words of qwertz;

Please submit clarification on what you actually suck (at).

I'm useless at remembering birthdays or occassions which always leads to frantic phonecalls and panicked shopping.

Other than that, well let's see what you lot are like...

Work.....

Spelling.

Family hard luck story to blame. Whisked away from private education age 11 and plonked in a Wolverhampton Secondary Modern School. Never did get over the trauma.

Did you spell the school name correctly?

How would I know ?

Not having a drink.

Holding grudges.

Denying women anything.

Staying awake after 9.30pm.

Photography. (Digital cameras turned my life around, I point in the general direction and snap 100 times).

Reading "good" literature.

Anything competitive.

Writing about anything I'm not interested in.

Anything artistic.

I am absolutely useless at filling in forms. Not the content, but the legibility.

As I have been involved in IT for as long as I can remember, everything I do is digital and my handwriting has really gone to pot.

Balancing and anything musical.

1) I can't read maps. I mostly confuse E & W. (And that annoys the bf.)

2) I suck at online games, but I still play them frequently and I'm determined to learn.

3) I suck-on sausages and hotdogs for breakfast. :o

More to Come.......

I can never finish a sente......

Being tolerant

im useless at:

Not being a grouch first thing in the morning

Despite several attempts i cannot drive, i even managed to hurt myself doing a slow u-turn on a scooter.

Finishing things ive started. (often end up having many things on the go, cuz my attention span is too dam short)

Very short attention span. (what was the topic here?.. Oh yeh..)

Although always polite, i have very little tolerance for people who ...who.. hmm..well sometimes just people really. Can hole myself up for days without actually talking to someone (although ill happily read or spout off usless stuff on TV)

Anything to do with babies. Esp if someone asks me to hold one. Kids are cool, but with babies Im petrified.

Social consistancy. Sometimes im a bit of the 'life and soul of the party' and other times im a reclusive mute who will sit in the corner watching life. Even I disturb myself sometimes.

Sticking with one tv channel. Im a notorious channel hopper.

Keeping the toothpaste tube clean.

Im a bit anal about organisation. A place for everything, and everything in its place.

..and thats just for starters. How depressing.

Robski, you should be strung up for this thread. Then again i didnt need to reply. ow well.

eek is beginning to sound like my other twin.

except I am not anything like her creative self.

this aint fair!

Anything that is small & fiddly. Screwing nuts is a perfect example. Staying on topic. Listening when I want to speak.

Why didn't anybody give Quartz and Eeee...k a better hazing? Most boring welcomes in months. Is everybody anticipating a big banana?

Computers. Darn things. Another one got destoyed by lightning on Sunday.

Will I ever learn? Nope useless at that too.

Blaster.

Anything that is small & fiddly. Screwing nuts is a perfect example. Staying on topic. Listening when I want to speak.

Why didn't anybody give Quartz and Eeee...k a better hazing? Most boring welcomes in months. Is everybody anticipating a big banana?

Computers. Darn things. Another one got destoyed by lightning on Sunday. <--may be worth noting that computers arent waterproof. Best when used in doors, rather than in thunderstorms. Hope this is helpful :o

Will I ever learn? Nope useless at that too.

Blaster.

Anything that is small & fiddly. Screwing nuts is a perfect example. Staying on topic. Listening when I want to speak.

Why didn't anybody give Quartz and Eeee...k a better hazing? Most boring welcomes in months. Is everybody anticipating a big banana?

Computers. Darn things. Another one got destoyed by lightning on Sunday. <--may be worth noting that computers arent waterproof. Best when used in doors, rather than in thunderstorms. Hope this is helpful :D

Will I ever learn? Nope useless at that too.

Blaster.

The salesmen said it was! :o

Everyone has kept their replies mercifully brief and I shall do my best to just do the hit parade otherwise I'd do an MTW and go on all night.

Restrained/ascetic consumption.

I control my beer consumption for general and economic reasons but I could never just have ONE beer. Maybe it's because of my discipline vis a vis time of the day and the occasional glance at the clock but that first one just cuts the dust and EVAPORATES. I once worked in an office where the guy facing me would take out a Mars bar when having his morning coffee , slice it in half and put that in his desk drawer for his afternoon coffee. I used to open a five-pack or whatever they were whilst watching TV and consume the lot. Nausea often ensued. (I'm sure Mig can sympathise with me there).

Personal deadlines

In a previous life I used to be responsible for projects and my team delivering those projects. If I say so myself (and no other b*gger is going to so I will) I never failed. I would get a round table of senior management types dreaming their dreams and at some point they would ask me "how long". I would factor in their dreams plus all the extras that would probably be added on later plus a cushion for "contingencies" and give my estimate. From that point I had given my word and come hel_l or high water that date would be met. However in my personal life I find I never do today what I can persuade myself can be put off until tomorrow , or next week or (dream the dream) next year. Prob'ly worth an entry in Chowna's advice post that if it hadn't last been seen on page 96.

Getting up in the morning

Now this isn't current ( because I don't actually have to get up in the morning most days) but it is a failing that was periodic in my previous lives. You may find this hard to believe but the sound of a alarm clock has been known to provoke a dream in my cortex whereby I get up , get dressed etc. and head off to work , all the time with my head firmly embedded in the pillow. This would be too much for even Chowna. Any suggestions? Nah f*kkit sure I don't have to get up anyway !

Anything that is small & fiddly. Screwing nuts is a perfect example. Staying on topic. Listening when I want to speak.

Why didn't anybody give Quartz and Eeee...k a better hazing? Most boring welcomes in months. Is everybody anticipating a big banana?

Computers. Darn things. Another one got destoyed by lightning on Sunday.

Will I ever learn? Nope useless at that too.

Blaster.

Oi! Don't 'ave a go at me! Bluddy newbies - think they know everything! Here 5 minutes & they think they own the place... <chunter, chunter, chunter> :D

BTW, that was chunter, not chunder. Just for any antipodeans there may be around that have difficulties with new words :o:D

Edit - Did I mention I'm useless at taking criticism? :D

Edited by November Rain

I am useless, just useless...

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:o

Edited by coldcrush

Waaaa! Sounds like everybody has a full load in their diapers today.

Blaster, if you took the time to read the bladdy welcome/been done yet topics, you would have seen that rituals were duly perfomed on Eekie and Qwertzy and that those are no longer their bladdy names.

And check out FS, sitting down to a five-pack. Do pray tell where in the world they sell &lt;deleted&gt;' five-packs? Nowhere, that's where.

And look at Itty Bitty, spewing out strings of fairy words like Bedlam is her bladdy birthright. She's supposed to be out collecting hair.

NR, do something!

I am absolutely useless at filling in forms. Not the content, but the legibility.

As I have been involved in IT for as long as I can remember, everything I do is digital and my handwriting has really gone to pot.

we really have something in common! :D

I cannot read my own handwriting and filling in a form is when I get most creative...I just hate forms with a passsion :o

I too am bad at filling in forms. You know when you get to a question in which you think, i'll come back to that later. I always forget to go back to it and send it off, a week later it comes back telling me to fill in the missing answers :o

Im useless at doing things properly, work, everything................

And very lazy

Mark

Geez, BoJo, what's there to fill in later? Date of birth? Married? Single? Bedlamite? hehe

Did you get all your birthday messages in the Judge not thread? Have a good day?

Edited by Jet Gorgon

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