lazeeboy Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 God appears to a man and says he'll have to quit fags drink and sex if he wants to go to heaven. a week later god appears again and ask the man how its going,man says the fags and drink were easy to give up but when my wife bent over to take the meat out of the freezer icould not resist and had to give her one there and then. god says they dont like that sort of thing in heaven ,man says ,dont like it much at tesco's either......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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