God Appears

[lazeeboy]

God appears to a man and

says he'll have to quit fags

drink and sex if he wants to

go to heaven. a week later god

appears again and ask the man

how its going,man says the fags and drink

were easy to give up but when my wife

bent over to take the meat out of the

freezer icould not resist and had to

give her one there and then. god says

they dont like that sort of thing in

heaven ,man says ,dont like it much

at tesco's either.........