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bloke see an ad for a talking

centipede 5000 pounds ,he

buys it and takes it home in

a small box. after about 30

minutes he opens it and asks

if it would like to go for a drink

the centipete does'nt answer

raising his voice he repeats the

question ,still no reply .getting

angry thinking he's been done

he shouts the question at which

point the centipide sticks his head

out of the box and says.. keep your

hair on i heard you the first time

im iust putting my shoes on.....

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