lazeeboy Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 bloke see an ad for a talking centipede 5000 pounds ,he buys it and takes it home in a small box. after about 30 minutes he opens it and asks if it would like to go for a drink the centipete does'nt answer raising his voice he repeats the question ,still no reply .getting angry thinking he's been done he shouts the question at which point the centipide sticks his head out of the box and says.. keep your hair on i heard you the first time im iust putting my shoes on..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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