When I'm 100

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WHEN I'M 100

Getting old is a bitch ...

WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE....LET ME!

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair,

where The activities for her one hundredth birthday were taking place.

Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she

needed tocommunicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off

to theright, so some family memb ers grabbed her, straightened her up,

and stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the

family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started

leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, and then tied apillowcase

around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, "Hi,

Grandma.You're looking good! How are they treating you?"

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to

the nephew...

"They won't let me fart."