Here's a picture of has-been male acTOR Val Kilmer... seems he's had a few orders of fries lately. Not that I'm necessairly the picture of health, but if you're a celebrity, and you voluntarily go out in public, you can be sure the paparazzi will be there to memorialize it all.

And if you're overweight, or have open scars or something weird going on, they will capture it.

So, the paparazzi have put PRESSURE on Val to cut down on fats, and maybe try to get healthy and "in shape".

They are heaven sent.

If it weren't for the paparazzi, just imagine what Val MIGHT look like.

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Fat is beautiful, Weho.

Not that I'm fat, far from it, but those 3 words will get me a whole new bunch of friends.

TV fatties, hear this, you're beautiful.

Have another burger.

That looks more like Shane Warne!

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Fat is beautiful, Weho.

Not that I'm fat, far from it, but those 3 words will get me a whole new bunch of friends.

TV fatties, hear this, you're beautiful.

Have another burger.

I agree that fat can be beautiful, but it's not healthy. And it's never too late to try to lose some excess weight. Go to the waiting room at Bangkok Pattaya hospital, on the 4th floor, for the heart/cardio center, and see who is in the waiting room... everyone is OVERWEIGHT. You don't want that to be you, if you can avoid it. I just think the paparazzi might get Val Kilmer to stop eating french fries, and maybe discover some fruits and/or vegetables.

Clearly, Val Kilmer's family has failed him, so has Hollywood... maybe the paparazzi can SHAME him into saving his life.

They are wonderful people.

And by the way, they didn't kill Lady Di... she was killed by a drunk driver, nothing else... sorry, no conspiracies.... just a frickin' drunk and drugged French driver.... and no doubt, she was in the backseat screaming "FASTER, FASTER!"

I agree that fat can be beautiful, but it's not healthy. And it's never too late to try to lose some excess weight. Go to the waiting room at Bangkok Pattaya hospital, on the 4th floor, for the heart/cardio center, and see who is in the waiting room... everyone is OVERWEIGHT. You don't want that to be you, if you can avoid it. I just think the paparazzi might get Val Kilmer to stop eating french fries, and maybe discover some fruits and/or vegetables.

Clearly, Val Kilmer's family has failed him, so has Hollywood... maybe the paparazzi can SHAME him into saving his life.

They are wonderful people.

Perhaps they didn't bring him up on Macca's children meals. I suggest everybody should downsize to these to curtail the calory intake.

And it looks like he's got a beer in that picture. If it weren't for the paparazzi, just imagine what he would look like.

Val must have lost cred. Why is he sitting at the worst table in the restaurant? (ie, next to the bussing station for dirty dishes; and are those ashtrays there? And why is he drinking a beer without ordering a meal? I see no cutlery set. That's illegal in most states and provinces.)

Are you sure it is Val? Looks a little "boyish" to me.

paparazzi?????

do you mean pepperoni?......yeah......god bless the pepperoni.......makes better sense doesn't it!!!!

Edited July 18, 200718 yr by chownah

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Fat is beautiful, Weho.

Not that I'm fat, far from it, but those 3 words will get me a whole new bunch of friends.

TV fatties, hear this, you're beautiful.

Have another burger.

I agree that fat can be beautiful, but it's not healthy. And it's never too late to try to lose some excess weight. Go to the waiting room at Bangkok Pattaya hospital, on the 4th floor, for the heart/cardio center, and see who is in the waiting room... everyone is OVERWEIGHT. You don't want that to be you, if you can avoid it. I just think the paparazzi might get Val Kilmer to stop eating french fries, and maybe discover some fruits and/or vegetables.

Clearly, Val Kilmer's family has failed him, so has Hollywood... maybe the paparazzi can SHAME him into saving his life.

They are wonderful people.

And by the way, they didn't kill Lady Di... she was killed by a drunk driver, nothing else... sorry, no conspiracies.... just a frickin' drunk and drugged French driver.... and no doubt, she was in the backseat screaming "FASTER, FASTER!"

To Dodi or the driver?

Edited July 18, 200718 yr by qwertz

Are you sure it is Val? Looks a little "boyish" to me.

Yep, that's him... he provides his own shade now....

and good observation to the person who pointed out that he is sitting at such a crummy table, next to the bussing station.

He's also become a dead ringer for that comedian from Amerigay, Louis Anderson.

How can you say he's fat, you can't even see his body.

I'm not impressed Weho, all you've got there is a picture of Val kilmers fat head and he's always had a fat head.

True, he doesn't look that fat to me. It's not a good photo.

note to the OP:

Do you have any idea how unhealthy self-induce high blood pressure is? No? Nevermind....

Fat Val :

Groggy, incoherent Nolte stuns airport passengers

Shocking new photos of actor Nick Nolte passed out in an airport terminal have emerged on gossip website TMZ.

Travelers at Kauai Airport in Hawaii this week were stunned to spot the actor dripping in sweat and barely able to open his bloodshot eyes on the cold terminal floor.

Fellow passengers said the actor, best known for his famously bad DUI mug shot taken in 2002, was back to his incoherent self as he drifted in and out of consciousness for more than two hours Monday night. Despite his groggy state, an eyewitness told TMZ he was extremely friendly and allowed passengers to snap photos.

He did have some problems getting a snack, however.

"At one point we helped him put a dollar in the vending machine," the source said.

Nolte was arrested in 2002 for DUI and pleaded no contest to the charges.

"The arrest was the right thing," Nolte told Entertainment Tonight at the time. "I was having troubles. I've never hidden the fact that I'm an addict and had troubles through the years, so when I was pulled over, the first words that came through my mind were the jig is up."

Nick was given three years' probation in court and went into rehab.

"The only thing I regret is being intoxicated on the road," Nolte said. "That's not a very smart thing to do."

Da mn, he was driving?

I really love Nick Nolte. So sad.

Edited July 19, 200718 yr by eek

I agree that fat can be beautiful, but it's not healthy. And it's never too late to try to lose some excess weight. Go to the waiting room at Bangkok Pattaya hospital, on the 4th floor, for the heart/cardio center, and see who is in the waiting room... everyone is OVERWEIGHT.

Hardly surprising when they have an Au Bon Pain outlet in the foyer; knocking out Double Bacon On Swiss in a fried bread bap, is it?

Da mn, he was driving?

I really love Nick Nolte. So sad.

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So sad :

Feel free to post one of yourself, Weho, and leave it to us to make the comparisons to Fat Val. After all, you do have a bit of celebrity status here on a different kind of TV.

Edited July 19, 200718 yr by Tippaporn

Alec Baldwin, Rutger Hauer, Britney Spears, Kelly Osborne - they all get fatter.

It's not so much diet as overindulgence through boredom, addiction or depression.

Maybe they're just like us normal people who get fat with old age.

Maybe they're just like us normal people who get fat with old age.

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And by the way, they didn't kill Lady Di... she was killed by a drunk driver, nothing else... sorry, no conspiracies.... just a frickin' drunk and drugged French driver.... and no doubt, she was in the backseat screaming "FASTER, FASTER!"

No - she was giving Ali a BJ - it was him shouting FASTER, FASTER and everyone, including the driver, watching.

Maybe they're just like us normal people who get fat with old age.

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Not only humans :

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Here's a picture of has-been male acTOR Val Kilmer...

Weho,

You really should spend more time on imdb. Even if Val has become a chang, he's still very busy averaging more than 3 productions over the past few years, and with the same number in pre or post-production.

Val at IMDB

Like a lot of super-achievers, he has addictive tendancies. Juilliard graduate, averages $9mil a picture. Played Jim Morrison and Elvis. We can forgive him a few pounds of weight gain now can't we?

Thank G-od my teenage daughter is not allowed to read such tripe. Size " 0" models say enough about prejudice without the help of this bigotry.

so ermm.... how old is this daughter then...

Don Kayo de Marco

You frisky Wabbit !!

Cold shower boy....Daddy and brother have access to the same garden implements CB tried homegrown circumcision with !!!

( I'm a dab-hand with a trowl )

*kayo humbly (and nimbly) steps back