AltumAngel Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 We all know how misleading the description of hotels and motels can be. So here's a translation table to help you out... So when you see one of the phrases listed on the left, you will know what it really means by reading the translation on the right! Old world charm = No bath Tropical = Rainy Majestic setting = A long way from town Options galore = Nothing is included in the itinerary Secluded hideaway = Impossible to find or get to Pre-registered rooms = Already occupied Explore on your own = Pay for it yourself Knowledgeable trip hosts = They've flown in an airplane before No extra fees = No Extra Service Nominal fee = Outrageous charge Standard = Sub-standard Deluxe = Standard Superior = One free shower cap Cozy = Small All the amenities = Two free shower caps Plush = Top and bottom sheets Gentle breezes = Occasional Gale-force winds Light and airy = No air conditioning Picturesque = Theme park nearby Open bar = Free ice cubes Concierge = Stand with tourist brochures Continental breakfast = Free muffin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotelier Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 not all are true but very funny indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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