eek Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 (edited) I am the direct heir of Sir Walter Raleigh's grand son, William Flanigan Raleigh. Cool. Although, I am sorry that as a direct decendent of Sir Walter Raleigh your family would inherit little in the way of funds after his execution, so i wouldnt know what one would be heir of. But still, an interesting idiology. well, best of luck with everything. Edited July 22, 2007 by eek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibeymai Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Wondering what floor of the apartment building you live on. Have to consider all risk factors you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
November Rain Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 (edited) I am the direct heir of Sir Walter Raleigh's grand son, William Flanigan Raleigh. And just how would that make you rich? Raleigh was executed & his estates confiscated by the crown, unless I'm very much mistaken.... Oh, got it - you're watching a historical drama, now, aren't you? Nice touch! Try a movie like "The Matrix" next, I'd love to see you work that in Edit - sorry, eek, just saw your similar post Edited July 22, 2007 by November Rain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lannarebirth Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 In one of your previous postings you were 30. Have you forgotten? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokoal2000 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Invite her and her husband to the party or for a dinner at your place, and see what comes after that. You never know, It could be fun. Let us know the outcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibeymai Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 In one of your previous postings you were 30. Have you forgotten? Glad to see the TV detectives are on the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 When porn leaks into real life..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 leaks i think "dribbles" is a better description here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamSquare123 Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 David, who also lives in my building posts on this account from time to time. Nothing unusual there. As for my great great grand father, dont believe everything you read in the history books. Legally, I am bound in what I can say, but "doves do not fly in November Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 It would have been game if the woman was single, but she is attached and she's your neighbor's wife. That's walking trouble, a volcano about to explode. Might be wise if you find someone with less complications. I would surely give to her if she didn't live right across the hall from me, but I don't like living in danger. Actually, she sounds like a nut and who needs that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibeymai Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Give her a mail order catalogue and some batteries.....might be the safest way out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gburns57au Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Ahhh yes Sir Walt's grandson....lucky to be born at all His father was part of the gay elite in London at the time....supposed friend of the Princess Pocohontas's brother...A wastrel and a drunk who was not adverse to a bit of shirt lifting....from the back. I read about this guy in a book about Pocohontas and John Smith. Pray what was the name of Sir Walts son again?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johpa Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 David, who also lives in my building posts on this account from time to time. Nothing unusual there.As for my great great grand father, dont believe everything you read in the history books. Legally, I am bound in what I can say, but "doves do not fly in November "I'm just glad that cows don't fly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 unload on the bitch, dont hold back. Yeah! Darn right. Siamsquare: when you read this you will hear a knok on your door, please open as I want to have a talk with you, you know whydont you? are you by any chance the 55 y.o neighbour man? David, who also lives in my building posts on this account from time to time. Nothing unusual there.As for my great great grand father, dont believe everything you read in the history books. Legally, I am bound in what I can say, but "doves do not fly in November Oh jesus... How's Ally Mcbeal? come back when you grow up dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
November Rain Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 David, who also lives in my building posts on this account from time to time. Nothing unusual there.As for my great great grand father, dont believe everything you read in the history books. Legally, I am bound in what I can say, but "doves do not fly in November Oh, this is getting better. Thank you Siamsquare for livening up a boring Sunday night. So, Walter Raleigh died in 1618. Correct? Or conspiracy? Grassy knoll anyone? And his grandson was your great great grandfather? Is maths one of your strong points? Or is extreme longetivity one of your family's strongpoints? And no, doves don't fly in November - it's all that cold rain, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 ......................continued: As Siam contemplated his bleak future with his raddled, drink ravaged girlfriend, strange noises emanated from the next door apartment, reminding Siam of a cornered puma fighting for its life. Clearly, unbridled passion was being unleashed there. "How can I get a piece of this action?" he mused as girlfriend, recumbent in a most uninviting pose on the floor, snored loudly and let off another window rattling fart............................. somebody please continue............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 (edited) whereupon an old man, at least 600 years old, entered carrying a sword and a shield witht he coat of arms of.... so c'mon Siam... we can see you are reading this thread right now... What's on Tv? (bugger this - I'll see some of you in '47... safer in there) Edited July 22, 2007 by kayo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eek Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 (edited) no..shh..this is getting good kayo! Cont: ..ye olde respected Raliegh Crest. Our shocked young Siam sat bolt upright and watched the night expertly lift his visor and twiddle his mooseytash. ...."My Boy.." the knight said, "You are a distant relative, you must be BOLD! Its your birthright to have many adventures. Go forth, and multiply!" Our lad Siam, sat up and said... Edited July 22, 2007 by eek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 (edited) .......and said "Avast, ye landlubber, I'll hoist up your artifacts and keelhaul your dandos if you do not unhand my wench forthwith!" For young Siam was not a boy to underestimate (being of noble stock) and, not believing a word the intruder uttered sprang into action wielding.................................continued Edited July 22, 2007 by qwertz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaiWai Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 ... a chalice abrim with milk, a milk of the milkiest, brimmingest white whiteness, richly nutritious and yet ... dangerous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 (edited) "Virus database has been updated" yelled the knight to the young man.... " and wipe that milk - is that milk? -off your pre-pubescant tache" Edited July 22, 2007 by kayo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eek Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 (edited) (aww qwetzy..u didnt follow on from me ) Mai pen rai... ok..(yeh, sooo..i am a bit bored...) ..not believing a word the intruder uttered sprang into action wielding...a turkey baster and a pizza hut box. Arming himself with his makeshift sword and shield he... whoops! Ignore..and carry on carry on! Edited July 22, 2007 by eek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 (edited) he cried "This is all I need to counter the likes of you", cried our lad, "And anyway if you can walk through walls, how about giving me the griff on what's going down next door. I've been hankering after that piece of tottie for yonks now and I'm getting mighty frustrated. Let's deal" So saying he set down the chalice and stumbling over his slumbering slag, he marched next door with his new found friend and........................... Edited July 22, 2007 by qwertz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Is this the new never ending story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eek Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 ..offered her a token of his affection. He... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 ............hacking down the door without knocking, stood gobsmacked at the sight which confronrted him, because..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 (edited) I'm hoping it's the new SOON-to-be-Ended story... ..........hacking down the door without knocking, stood gobsmacked at the sight which confronrted him, because..................... a dirty soi dog came snffing round and asked youg Siam for a glass of Milk.... Edited July 22, 2007 by kayo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 ...but Siam was nobody's fool and said "If you think I'm falling for an offer from a woman I barely know................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaiWai Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 he marched next door with his new found friend ("marched" Kinky !) ****** waves crash on our screens ****** It was love ... The differences in our ages, socio-cultural backgrounds and apartment numbers will not destroy us, they declared. Our love of milk unites us, and will hold us together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 But every silver lining has a cloud and Siam had not reckoned with a vengeful 55 year old psychopathic scorned husband who found a cuckold's horns not to his liking......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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